"You want to know about that man!?" He bursts out angrily.
He points accusingly at you, "Let me tell you! Mayor so-called Pennybags, is the sonuvabitch behind all of it! Have you ever seen a town where everyone's yesterday is different? The bastard straight up fucked us all, and people have thanked him for it."
"Yet somehow people actually support the fucktard in a fucking penguin suit! The man is nothing but a fake smile, and people fucking welcome it in. Fuck your ancestors, this is the path forward! Give into the seer, pay your toll, and welcome to the paradise of Mayor Motherfucking Pennybags!"